For someone whose ugly I sure have high standards
lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.
disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made
*asks for anons*
no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.
ill fucking crush a kid and make him cry in mario kart idc
it’s scary how many people think they want to die when really they want to start living
this is so accurate im crying
WHY DO WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT FOR THE PAST 15 YEARS IN A SMALL TOWN IN ALASKA THE MAYOR HAS BEEN A CAT
”He doesn’t raise our taxes - we have no sales tax. He doesn’t interfere with business,” said Lauri Stec “He’s honest.”
and he oNLY drinks water from a wine glass
A town decided that a cat would be a better mayor than people
“He’s good, probably the best we’ve had,”
Is this real?
It’s totally real. They made him a Facebook page. You should like Stubbs the Cat.